Matthew 23:6-26

⁶Wen dey a feas, dey lob fa seddown ta de bes place fa nyam. Ta de meetin house, dey lob fa seddown weh all de people kin shim.

⁷Pon de road, dey lob fa people fa hail um, call um ‘Teacha.’

⁸Bot oona me ciple dem, oona mus dohn git people fa call oona ‘Teacha,’ cause oona all broda ob one noda, an oona got jes one Teacha.

⁹Oona mus dohn call nobody yah een dis wol ‘Fada,’ cause oona got jes one Fada, an e dey een heaben.

¹⁰An oona mus dohn git people fa call oona ‘Massa,’ cause oona got jes one Massa, wa de Messiah.

¹¹De one wa de mos high op mongst oona, e mus be oona saabant.

¹²De poson wa pit esef op, God gwine pit um down, an de poson wa ain try fa be sompin special mongst oona, God gwine raise um op.

¹³“E gwine be a haad time fa oona, oona Law teacha an Pharisee! Oona hypicrit! Oona da shet de door een people face ta weh God da rule. Oonasef ain wahn fa go eenta weh e da rule, an oona da stop de oda people wa da try fa go een fa lib weh e da rule!

¹⁴E gwine be a haad time fa oona, oona Law teacha an Pharisee! Oona hypicrit! Oona tek oba wida ooman propaty an tief all dey got. An den oona stanop da pray long time so dat people kin say oona good people fa true! Cause ob dat, God gwine punish oona mo den e gwine punish oda people!

¹⁵“E gwine be a haad time fa oona, oona Law teacha an Pharisee! Oona hypicrit! Oona da trabel all oba de lan an de sea fa taak ta jes one poson an win um oba fa bleebe wa oona bleebe. An wen e bleebe, oona da mek dat poson go ta hell jes like oonasef, an e two time mo wossa den oonasef!

¹⁶“E gwine be a haad time fa oona! Oona jes like bline people wa da show oda bline people de road! Oona da laan people say, ‘Ef poson mek a wow an sweah ta God House, e ain haffa do wa e say e gwine do. Bot ef e mek a wow an sweah ta de gole wa dey een God House, dat poson haffa do wa e say e gwine do.’

¹⁷Oona bline eye fool! Fa true God House mo greata den de gole, cause God House wa mek de gole God own, ainty?

¹⁸An oona da laan people say too, ‘Ef poson mek a wow an sweah ta de alta een God House, e ain haffa do wa e say e gwine do. Bot ef e mek a wow an sweah ta de gif dey pon de alta, dat poson haffa do wa e say e gwine do.’

¹⁹Oona bline eye fool! Fa true de alta mo greata den de gif, cause de alta wa mek de gif God own, ainty?

²⁰So den, wen a poson mek a wow an sweah ta de alta, e da sweah ta de alta an all de gif dem pon de alta.

²¹An wen a poson mek a wow an sweah ta God House, e da sweah ta God House an ta God wa da lib dey een God House.

²²An a poson wa mek a wow an sweah ta heaben, e da sweah ta de place weh God seddown fa rule, an ta God wa da seddown dey.

²³“E gwine be a haad time fa oona, oona Law teacha an Pharisee! Oona hypicrit! Oona gii God a tent ob all de crop an ting oona git, eben de leetle mint an dill an cummin an oda herb wa oona grow een ya gyaaden. Stillyet, oona ain got no mind fa do de mo bigga ting dem wa God Law say oona mus do. Oona ain da do right ta people an hab mussy pon um. Oona ain scraight wid God. Fa true, all dem ting yah ya spose fa do, bot ya mus dohn lef off dem oda ting.

²⁴Oona jes like bline people wa da show oda bline people de road! Oona da tek cyah fa pull de leeleetle fly outta ya drink bot swalla de big camel.

²⁵“E gwine be a haad time fa oona, oona Law teacha an Pharisee! Oona hypicrit! Oona da wash de outside ob oona cup an plate, bot dey full op wid all dem ting wa ya git wen ya da tief an lib jes fa yasef.

²⁶Oona bline Pharisee! Oona mus clean eenside de cup an de plate fus, an den de outside gwine be clean too.