1Same day Jesus go outside da house, an sit down near da lake fo teach.
2Plenny peopo come aroun him, so he go inside one small boat, an sit down dea. Da peopo, dey stay standing on top da beach.
3He use plenny stories fo teach um. Dis wat he say, “You guys hear da story bout da farma guy? He go plant seed.
4He throw da seeds fo plant. Some fall down by da side a da trail, an da birds go eat um up.
5Some fall down on top da rocks wea ony had litto bit dirt. But dey grow up fast, cuz ony litto bit dirt dea.
6Wen da sun come up, da plants burn, an dry up, cuz no mo root.
7Odda seed, dey fall down inside da kine bushes wit kukus. Da bushes wen grow. Dat wen choke da plants.
8Odda seed, dey fall down inside da good dirt, an dey grow good, an come up plenny. Some seed, dey make thirty times mo seed, some odda seed make sixty times mo seed, an odda even make hundred times mo seed.”
9Jesus say, “If you guys hear dis, den tink bout um!”
10Da guys Jesus teaching come by him, an say, “How come you use stories fo teach da peopo lidat?”
11He say, “God let you guys know all da stuff bout how he stay King in da sky. But da odda guys, he no let dem know all dat kine stuff.
12If you guys undastan all dat kine stuff, den God goin let you know moa, plenny moa. But if you guys no like know all dat stuff, den even da litto bit you know, he goin take um away.
13Dass why use stories fo I teach um, cuz ‘Dey see, but dey no can see fo real. Dey hear, but dey no can hear fo real. An dey no undastan.
14Dey ack jalike da guys Isaiah wen talk bout befo time. He say, “You guys goin hear, But you no goin undastan. You guys goin see, But you guys no goin see fo real.
15Cuz dis peopo get hard head, Dea ears no can hear good, Dey close dea eyes, Cuz dey no like see fo real, Dea ears, dey no like hear fo real kine, Inside dem, dey no like undastan notting. Dey no like change da way dey stay living, So I can make um come good.’ ” Dass wat God say.
16“But you guys, you stay good inside cuz yoa eyes can see fo real an yoa ears can hear fo real.
17Dass fo shua. An I like tell you guys dis too: Long time ago plenny guys who wen talk fo God an plenny guys who wen do da right tings like see da stuff you guys see, but neva see um. An dey like hear da stuff you guys hear, but neva hear um.
18“Listen! Dis wat da story bout da farma mean.
19Any guy hear da stuff bout da King in da sky, an no undastan, da Bad Guy come an take away da stuff dat da guy wen hear dat stay inside him. Dass jalike da seed dat fall down by da trail.
20Da seed dat fall down on top da rocks, dass jalike one guy dat hear da good kine stuff, an he trus wat God tell him right den an dea, an he stay good inside.
21But da guy, he no mo root. He stick wit um fo litto wile, but wen da odda guys make him suffa cuz he trus da stuff he wen hear, den he give up.
22Da seed dat fall down inside da kine bushes wit kukus, dass jalike one guy dat hear wat God say, but bumbye he worry bout all da kine stuff he need hea inside da world. He like come rich, an dat throw him off da track, so all dat stuff choke da stuff God say dat was inside him. He no can do da right tings, jalike one plant inside da kine bushes wit kukus dat no can give wheat.
23Da seed dat fall down inside da good dirt, dass jalike one guy dat hear wat God say an undastan um. He do da right tings, jalike da good plant dat give wheat. Da good stuff dat guy do, he goin do good stuff hundred times moa, one nodda guy sixty times moa, one nodda guy thirty times moa.”
24Jesus teach da peopo wit anodda story. He say, “Wen God in da sky stay King, dass jalike wen one farma plant good seed inside his field.
25But wen everybody sleeping, one guy dat stay agains him go ova dea wea da wheat seed stay planted, an plant weeds, an bag.
26Wen da plants come up an make wheat, same time da weeds come up, but den can tell da weed diffren from da wheat.
27Da guys dat work fo da owna go by him an tell, ‘Eh boss, da seeds you wen plant inside da field, was good, o wat? How come get weeds?’
28“He tell um, ‘One guy dat stay agains me wen plant um ova dea.’ “Da worka guys say, ‘You like us go pull out da weeds?’
29“He say, ‘No, I no like. If you guys do dat, you goin pull out da wheat too.
30Let um grow togedda till dey stay ready. Den pull out da weeds first, an tie um togedda fo burn. Den cut da wheat, an put um inside da storage place.’ ”
31Jesus use anodda story fo teach da peopo. He say, “Wen God in da sky stay King, dass jalike one mustard seed. Wen one guy plant da mustard seed inside his field,
32dat kine seed da mos smalles seed, mo small den all da odda seeds. But wen dat seed grow, da plant come big, mo big den all da odda plants, an come big jalike one tree. Get birds in da sky dat come an make dea nest inside da branches.”
33Jesus teach da peopo wit anodda story. He say, “Wen God in da sky stay King, dass jalike wen one wahine take yeast an mix um wit plenny dough fo make bread. Bumbye da whole dough goin come mo big, cuz a da yeast.”
34Jesus wen teach plenny peopo plenny stuff wit ony stories. He neva teach um wit odda kine stuffs.
35He do um lidat fo make um happen jalike da guy who wen talk fo God wen say befo time, “I goin teach um wit stories, I goin tell stuff dat nobody know From dat time wen God make da world till now.”
36Jesus wen go way from da peopo, fo go inside his house. Da guys he stay teaching wen come by him, an say, “Dat story bout da weeds inside da field, wat dat mean?”
37He say, “Da farma dat plant da good seed, dass me, Da Guy Dass Fo Real.
38Da field, dass da world. Da good seed, dass da peopo who get God fo dea King. Da weeds, dass da peopo who stick wit da Bad Guy, da Devil.
39Da guy dat stay agains da farma an plant da bad seed, dass da Devil. Wen da plants stay ready, dass da time wen da world goin pau. Da worka guys, dey da angel guys from da sky.
40All dat mean, wen dey pull out da weeds an burn um inside da fire, dass jalike goin be wen da world goin pau.
41I da Guy Dass Fo Real, you know, an I goin send my angel guys all ova da place wea I stay King, fo pull out all da guys dat broke Godʼs Rules an dat wen tell da odda guys fo broke da Rules too.
42Den dey goin throw um inside wea ony get plenny fire. Dea dey goin cry real hard an grind dea teet cuz dey so huhu an futless.
43Den da guys dat doing da right tings goin stay wit dea Fadda da King, an be awesome an shine jalike da sun. If you hear dis, make shua you listen.
44“Wen God in da sky stay King, dass jalike had rich kine stuff dat one guy wen bury inside one field. Get one nodda guy dat find um, an den he bury um one mo time. He stay good inside. Den he sell all his stuffs, fo buy dat field.
45“Wen God in da sky stay King, dass jalike one trader guy dat looking fo good kine pearls.
46He find one pearl dat cost plenny money. Den he sell all his stuffs, fo buy dat pearl.
47“Wen God in da sky stay King, dass jalike wen dey throw one net inside da ocean, an get any kine fish.
48Wen da net come full, da fisha guys bring um on top da beach. Dey put da good kine fishes inside one bucket, an throw out da rubbish kine fishes.
49Dass how goin be wen da world goin pau. Da angel guys from da sky goin go all ova da place, an take away da bad guys from da guys dat stay do wat Godʼs Rules say.
50Dey goin throw da bad guys inside wea ony get fire. Dea dey goin cry real hard an grind dea teet cuz dey so huhu an futless.
51“Eh! You guys undastan all da stuff I telling you?” Dey say, “Yeah, yeah, we undastan.”
52Jesus tell um, “All da teacha guys dat teach Godʼs Rules, an den go learn how dey can get God inside da sky fo dea King, dey jalike one rich guy dat bring out from his place new kine stuff an old kine stuff too.”
53Jesus pau use all dis kine story fo teach. Den he go way from dea.
54He wen go his own place Nazaret town, an teach inside da Jewish church ova dea. Da peopo, wen blow dea minds, an dey say, “Eh, from wea he get all dese smarts? From wea he get da power fo do all dis awesome kine stuff?
55Dass da carpenta boy, yeah? His mudda, Mary. An his brudda guys, James, Joseph, Simon, an Judas, yeah?
56His sistas, dey stay hea wit us. So, from wea he get all dis stuff?”
57Wen bodda dem, how he stay. But Jesus tell um, “One guy who talk fo God get choke respeck. But he no mo respeck notting inside his own town an his own ohana.”
58Az why Jesus ony do litto bit awesome stuff ova dea fo show his power, cuz dey no trus him.
