1Da spesho religious time fo da Bread Dat No Mo Yeast, dat da time wen dey no put yeast inside da bread dat make um come big. Two days befo da spesho religious time an da Passova, da main priest guys an da teachas who teach Godʼs Rules, dey trying fo find one way fo trick Jesus so dey can bus him an kill him.
2Dey say, “We no can do um wen get da spesho religious time, cuz bumbye da peopo goin make big noise an fight.”
3Jesus was Simonʼs house, inside Betany town. Simon, he one lepa guy befo time. Wen Jesus stay eating ova dea, had one wahine dat wen bring one fancy bottle made from alabaster rock. Inside had da nard kine fancy perfume dat cost plenny. She wen put da perfume on top Jesus head wen he was eating.
4Some guys dea come all huhu, an tell each odda, “Eh, how come she throw way da perfume lidat?
5How come she neva sell um fo mo den three hundred silva coin, an give da money to da peopo dat no mo notting?” An dey scold her.
6Jesus tell um, “Eh, no give her hard time! How come you guys bodda her? She wen do dis fo me wit plenny aloha.
7Everytime goin get peopo dat no mo notting stay wit you guys, an you can help dem weneva you like. But I no goin stay wit you guys everytime.
8She wen do wat she can do. Wen she wen put dis perfume on top me, befo I mahke, dis wen make me ready fo wen dey goin bury me.
9Dass right! An I like tell you guys dis too: Weaevas my guys goin teach da Good Kine Stuff Bout Me all ova da world, dey goin tell wat dis wahine wen do, an da peopo goin rememba her.”
10Judas Iscariot, he one a Jesus twelve guys. He go talk to da main priest guys, so he can set Jesus up fo dem guys.
11Dey hear dat, an dey stay good inside. Dey promise dey goin give him money. From dat time Judas wen look fo chance fo set Jesus up.
12On da first day a da spesho religious time wen dey make da Bread dat No Mo Yeast, dass wen da peopo kill da baby sheep fo make da Passova sacrifice. Jesus guys wen go by him an aks him, “Wea you like us make da stuff ready fo you fo eat da Passova kine food?”
13He send two a his guys. He tell um, “Go inside da town. One guy goin come by you guys dea. He carry one big water jug. Go wit him.
14Da guy going inside one house. Tell da owna, ‘Da Teacha say, “Wea my spesho room stay, so I can eat da Passova food wit my guys?” ’
15Da owna goin show you guys one big room upstairs, all set up awready. Dass da place wea you guys can make da food ready fo us.”
16Da two guys go inside town, an find everyting jalike Jesus wen say. Dey make da food ready fo da Passova dinna.
17Afta da sun go down, Jesus wen come wit his twelve guys.
18Dey eating, an he say, “I tell you guys fo shua: one a you guys who stay eating wit me goin set me up!”
19Dey come real sad, an each guy tell him, “Boss, eh, fo shua you not talking bout me, yeah?”
20Jesus say, “One a you twelve guys who wen put his piece bread inside da same sauce wit me, he da guy goin set me up.
21I da Guy Dass Fo Real. I goin mahke jalike da Bible wen say befo time. But auwe! Da guy who goin set me up goin get it! Mo betta he neva been born!”
22Dey eating, an Jesus take one piece bread an tell God he good heart fo give peopo food. He broke da bread, an give um to his guys. He tell um, “Take dis an eat um. Dis hea, my body.”
23He take da cup an tell God, “Mahalo plenny,” an give um to his guys, an dey all drink from um.
24He say, “Dis hea, my blood fo make solid da new deal dat God making. Dey goin kill me, an my blood goin come out from my body jalike wen dey make one sacrifice. Dat goin happen so God can help plenny peopo, an hemo dea shame fo all da bad kine stuff dey do.
25Dass right! An I telling you guys, afta dis I no goin drink notting from da grape vine again till da time come wen we all stay togedda wea God stay King. Dat time, I goin drink da new kine wine.”
26Den dey wen sing one song an go ova dea by Olive Ridge.
27Den Jesus tell um, “All you guys goin bum out cuz you no can handle da shame fo wat goin happen to me. Cuz da Bible wen say befo time, ‘I goin kill da sheep farma, an all his sheeps goin run all ova da place.’
28But afta I mahke, I goin come back alive, an den, I going Galilee side. Den you guys goin go by me ova dea.”
29Den Peter say, “Eh, no way, Boss! No matta all da odda guys bum out an like go way from you, eh, no way I eva goin do dat!”
30Jesus tell him, “You tink so? I tell you dis: Befo da roosta make noise two times early today, three times you goin say dat you donno who me.”
31But Peter tell him, “No way! Not even! No matta I gotta mahke wit you, no way I goin say I donno who you!” An all da odda guys say da same ting.
32Den Jesus dem go da place dey call Getsemane. He tell da guys, “Sit down ova hea. I going ova dea fo pray.”
33He take Peter, James, an John wit him. He wen come real sore inside, an he get plenny trouble inside him.
34He tell um, “Eh, you know, my heart stay real sad, jalike I goin mahke. No go sleep -- stay ova hea wit me.”
35He go mo down, an go down on top da groun an tell God, “If can, maybe I no gotta suffa all dat bad kine stuff!”
36Den he say, “Papa, you my Fadda. You can do everyting. No let me suffa lidis. But wateva you like, dass okay. I like do um da way you like do um.”
37He go back by his guys, an dey stay sleeping. He tell Peter, “So, wat? Simon, how come you stay sleeping? You guys no can stay up wit me fo ony one hour?
38Hang in dea an aks God fo help you, so you no go do bad kine stuff wen you get chance. You know, inside, you guys like do da right ting, but you guys no can do um, cuz you guys no stay strong inside.”
39Den Jesus go talk to God one mo time, an say da same ting jalike befo.
40He come back, an his guys stay sleeping again, cuz dea eyes no can stay open. Dey neva know wat fo tell him.
41He come back one mo time, an tell um, “So, wat? You guys still sleeping an resting! Nuff awready. Da time stay now! I da Guy Dass Fo Real, an now dey goin set me up fo da bad guys.
42Get up! We go by dem now. Da guy who wen set me up stay hea now awready.”
43Wen Jesus still talking, Judas, one a his twelve guys, wen come. Had choke peopo wit him. Dey carry swords an clubs. Da main priest guys, da teachas who teach Godʼs Rules, an da older leadas, dey da guys who wen send um.
44Now Judas, da guy dat wen set him up, wen tell um befo time, “Da guy I goin kiss, az da guy. Grab him an tell da police guys fo take um!”
45Right away, Judas go by Jesus an say, “Aloha, Teacha!” an wen kiss him.
46Den da odda guys come an grab Jesus an take him.
47One a Jesus guys standing dea wen grab his sword an hit one guy dat work fo da Head Priest, an cut off one a his ears.
48Jesus say, “You guys tink I one crook, o wat? You guys tink you gotta come afta me wit swords an clubs fo bus me?
49Eh, I was wit you guys teaching inside da temple yard every day, an you guys neva bus me dat time. But all dis gotta happen, jalike da Bible say from befo time.”
50Den all his guys wen bag, an he stay dea all by himself.
51Had one young guy wit one lavalava on, an he go wit Jesus.
52Dey wen grab him, an he drop da lavalava an run away naked.
53Den dey bring Jesus in front da Head Priest guy. Ova dea all da main priest guys, da older leadas fo da peopo, an da teacha guys who teach Godʼs Rules, dey all wen come togedda.
54Peter wen go wit Jesus, but he wen stay far. He go inside da yard an sit down ova dea wit da police guys fo get warm by da fire.
55Da main priest guys an all da main leadas wen try find proof agains Jesus so dey can kill him, but dey neva find notting.
56Plenny peopo come an try bulai bout him, but dey say diffren stuff dat no check out.
57Den some guys stand up an bulai agains him. Dey say,
58“Us guys wen hear dis bugga say, ‘I goin broke down Godʼs temple dat peopo wen build, an den, three days afta, I goin build up one nodda temple, dat peopo neva make.’ ”
59Still yet, wat one guy say no check out wit da odda guy.
60Den da Head Priest guy wen stand up in front dem, an aks Jesus, “Eh, you no hear wat dese guys saying bout you? You no goin say notting, o wat?”
61But Jesus no talk. One mo time da Head Priest guy tell him, “Eh you! Tell us if you da Christ guy dat God suppose to send. Da One Up Dea Dat We Tell Good Stuff Bout, you his Boy, o wat?”
62Jesus say, “Dass me. Bumbye you guys goin see me, da Guy Dass Fo Real, sitting down on top da importan place by God who get all da power, right dea on his right side. An I goin come back on top da clouds in da sky.”
63Den da Head Priest guy wen rip his own clotheses, fo show dat he tink Jesus wen talk stink bout God. He say, “Wat you guys tink now? No need mo plenny guys fo tell wat dey wen see an hear bout him, yeah?
64You guys wen hear da bad kine stuff he say bout God! Wat you guys tink?” Dey all say, “He talk stink bout God! He gotta mahke!”
65Den some guys spit on top him, an dey cover his eyes wit one cloth, an punch him, an say, “Talk some moa!” Da police guys take him an wack him too.
66All dis time Peter stay downstairs inside da yard. Had one girl dea who work fo da Head Priest guy.
67She spock Peter sitting by da fire. She look him real good, an say, “Eh, you was wit Jesus too, yeah? da bugga from Nazaret.”
68But he say, “No way! I donno wat you talking bout!” Den he go ova by da gate. An da roosta wen make big noise.
69Da worka girl see him out dea, she tell da guys who was standing ova dea, “Hey! Dis bugga, he one a dem, you know!”
70But he say one mo time, “Not!” Lata on, da guys who was standing near Peter say, “Yeah! You one a dem guys too! You come from Galilee, yeah?”
71Den Peter swear real bad, an say, “God punish me if I no tell you guys da trut: I donno who you guys talking bout!”
72Right den an dea da roosta wen make big noise one mo time. Den Peter rememba wat Jesus wen say, “Befo da roosta make noise two times, you goin say you donno who me three times.” An he broke down an bus out crying.
